| His cheek Was rough His chick vamoosed And now she won’t Come home to roost Burma-Shave | The place to pass On curves You know Is only at A beauty show Burma-Shave | On curves ahead Remember, sonny That rabbit’s foot Didn’t save The bunny Burma-Shave |
| Twinkle, twinkle One-eyed car We all wonder WHERE you are Burma-Shave | These signs We gladly Dedicate To men who’ve had No date of late Burma-Shave | A guy Who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin’ He’s just hopin’ Burma-Shave |
| A whiskery kiss For the one You adore May not make her mad But her face will be sore Burma-Shave | His brush is gone So what’ll we do Said Mike Robe I To Mike Robe II Burma-Shave | If your peach Keeps out Of reach Better practice What we preach Burma-Shave |
| When Super-shaved Remember, pard You’ll still get slapped But not so hard Burma-Shave | Burma-Shave Was such a boom They passed The bride And kissed the groom | To kiss A mug That’s like a cactus Takes more nerve Than it does practice Burma-Shave |
| The whale Put Jonah Down the hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched Burma-Shave | Violets are blue Roses are pink On graves Of those Who drive and drink Burma-Shave | Candidate says Campaign Confusing Babies kiss me Since I’ve been using Burma-Shave |
| My job is Keeping faces clean And nobody knows De stubble I’ve seen Burma-Shave | Doesn’t Kiss you Like she useter? Perhaps she’s seen A smoother rooster!! Burma-Shave | No use Knowing How to pick ’em If your half-shaved Whiskers stick ’em Burma-Shave |
| He tried To cross As fast train neared Death didn’t draft him He volunteered Burma-Shave | Her chariot Raced 80 per They hauled away What had Ben Her Burma-Shave | She will Flood your face With kisses ‘Cause you smell So darn delicious Burma-Shave Lotion |
| Use Burma-Shave In tube Or jar Then follow up With our new star Burma-Shave Lotion | It has a tingle And a tang That starts The day off With a bang Burma-Shave Lotion | Bracing as An ocean breeze For after shaving It’s sure To please Burma-Shave Lotion |
| For early Morning Pep and bounce A brand new product We announce Burma-Shave Lotion | The ladies Take one whiff And purr– It’s no wonder Men prefer Burma-Shave Lotion | His face Was smooth And cool as ice And oh! Louise! He smelled so nice Burma-Shave Lotion |
| I’d heard it praised By drug store clerks I tried the stuff Hot dog! It works Burma-Shave | Train wrecks few Reason clear Fireman Never hugs Engineer Burma-Shave | Altho insured Remember, kiddo They don’t pay you They pay Your widow Burma-Shave |
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