Burma Shave – 4

by Candace RichComment — Updated August 5, 2023

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The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
He flipped
A cigarette
Slow down, Pa
Sakes alive
Ma missed signs
Four And five
Grandpa knows
It ain’t too late
He’s gone
To git
Some widder bait
A trip
To Mars
For ten thousand
Empty jars
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
The woman
Who gives this
The big blue tube’s
Just like Louise
You get
A thrill
From every squeeze
The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
Can let you down
Than a
Strapless gown
For shaving comfort
A sting
That big blue tube
Has everything
6 million housewives
Can’t be wrong
Who keep
Their husbands
Right along in
Jar so big
Cost so small
Shave of all
Try a tube
Its cooling
Refreshes like
An April shower
One shave lasts
All day through
Face feels
Cool and
Smoother too
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin
Your life
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow’s beau
Does your husband
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave?
Shoot the brute some
The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I’ve been defurred
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves
Like down with
His crop of
Needed reaping
That’s what kept
His Lena leaping
This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Drinking drivers–
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Said farmer Brown
Who’s bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
With whiskers
‘Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
Passing cars
When you can’t see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Don’t leave safety
To mere chance
That’s why
Belts are
Sold with pants
At a quiz
Pa ain’t
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Many a forest
Used to stand
Where a
Lighted match
Got out of hand
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or “baby”
Will get
Another sitter
Use this cream
A day
Or two
Then don’t call her–
She’ll call you
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin’ up those
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That’s why
They call him
Skinless frank
The poorest guy
In the
Human race
Can have a
Million dollar face
The one who
Drives when
He’s been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Hardy men
Were the Caesars
Instead of razors
They used tweezers
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The midnight
Ride of Paul
For beer
Led to a warmer
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Henry VIII
Sure Had Trouble
Short Term Wives
Long Term Stubble
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Don’t stick your elbow
Out too far
Or it may
Go home
In another car!
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When passing
Through school zones
Please drive slow.
Let’s let our
Little shavers
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A Man A Miss
A Car A Curve
He kissed the Miss
And missed the Curve
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Prickley Pears
Are Picked for Pickles
But no Peach Picks
A Face that Prickles
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Listen birds
These signs cost money
You can rest awhile
But don’t get Funny
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Thirty days
Hath September
April, June,
an the Speed Offender.
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Don’t lose your head
To save a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who drive like crazy
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Round the curve
Beautiful car
Wasn’t it?
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Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright you are
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The bearded lady
Tried a jar
Now she’s a famous
Movie star
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If you don’t know
Whose signs these are
You haven’t driven
Very far!
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Ben met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split.
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Around the corner
Beautiful car
Wasn’t it?
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They missed the turn
The car went whizzin’
The fault was hern
The FUNERAL hisn
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A nut at the wheel
A peach on his right
A curve in the road
Fruit salad that night
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Angels who guard you
When you drive
Usually retire
At sixty-five
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He had the ring,
He had the flat,
She felt his chin,
And that was that.
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Ben met Anna,
Made a hit.
She felt his chin.
Ben – Anna split.
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Shaving brush,
Was like old Rover.
When he died,
He died all over.
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For painting cowshed,
Barn or fence,
Shaving brush
Is just immense.
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Pity all the mighty Caesars.
They pulled each whisker
Out with tweezers.
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He played the sax,
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched,
So she let him go.
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Snake rail fences
And old log houses
Both were built,
To keep out the cowses
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Bristly beard or silky fuzz,
Shave ’em back,
To where they was
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Pink toothbrush
Is a curse.
Pink shaving brush
Is a darn sight worse.
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College boys,
Your courage muster.
Shave off that fuzz
And cookie duster.
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Farewell O verse,
Along the road.
How sad to see,
You’re out of mode.
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You can drive
A mile a minute
But there is no
Future in it.
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Free !
Free !
A trip to Mars
For 500 empty jars
Car in ditch
Man in tree
Moon was full
So was he!
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Dinah doesn’t
Treat him right
But if he’d shave
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Will let you down
Quicker than
A strapless gown
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Don’t take
A curve at
Sixty per
We hate to lose
A customer
In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
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If hugging on Highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport.
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My cheek
Said she
Is smooth as satin
Ha Ha Said he
That’s mine your’re pattin’
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She kissed the hairbrush
By mistake;
She thought it was
Her husband, Jake
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Don’t put your arm out
Quite so far;
It might go home
In another car
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Proper distance
To him was bunk
He ended up
In some guy’s trunk.
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A man who passes
On hills and curves
Is not a man of iron nerves
He’s crazy
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Famous words
About lights that shine
If he won’t dim his
I won’t dim mine
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Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two bit steak?
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This shave
Is like
A parachute
There isn’t
Any substitute
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The salesman
Taught the
Farmer’s daughter
To plant
Her tu-lips
Where she otter
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Be a Noble
Not a Knave
Caesar Uses
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Henry the 8th
Sure had trouble
Short term wives
Long term stubble
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If you must test
Her pucker paint
Be sure to drive
Where traffic ain’t
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To shave it dry
You shouldn’t risk it
Use Burma Shave
On your wiska
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The Midnight Ride
Of Paul for beer
Led to a warmer
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His tenor voice
She thought divine
‘Til whiskers scratched
Sweet Adeline
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He’s the guy
The girls forgot
Tho’ he was smooth
His face was not
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If You Wake In Haste
Then Brush Your Teeth With Paste
You’ll Get
A Funny Taste
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A peach
Looks Good
With lots of fuzz
Man’s no peach
And never was
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The Sun Does Riz
The Sun Done Set
And We Ain’t Out
Of Texas Yet
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The Spring Has Sprung
The Grass Has Riz
Where Last Years
Care Less Driver Is
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I proposed to Ida
Ida refused
I’da won my Ida
If I’da used
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If your mad pull over
Or you’ll be even madder
When they lay you out
On a marble platter
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In This Time
Of Toil and Sin
Your Head Grows Bald
But Not Your Chin
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A Man Who Drives
When He’s Drunk
Should Haul His Coffin
In His Trunk
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The Queen of Hearts
Now Loves the Knave
The King Ran Out Of
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We’ve Made Grandpa
Look So Youthful
That His Draftboard
Thinks He’s Untruthful
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To Get Away
From Hairy Apes
Ladies Jump
From Fire Escapes
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Use our shave
And we betcha
The girls won’t wait
They’ll come and getcha
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Remember this
If you’d be spared
Trains don’t whistle
Because they’re scared!
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The most dangerous part,
Of an automobile
Is the one Loose Nut
Behind the wheel!
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Do not pass
On curve or hill.
If the cops don’t get you,
The mortician will.
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Angels who guard you
When you drive
Usually retire
at sixty-five
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Suzy made her car
go faster
Suzy’s headed
for disaster
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Red light flashing for all to find
Driver very color blind
Thought the light was blinking green
Never more will he be seen
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Electric razors
Marked the grave
Of our beloved
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O loverboy
Your picture came
But your beard’s too wide
To fit the frame
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A car, A kiss
A Miss, A curve
He kissed the Miss
But missed the curve
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If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then buy a tub of
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Into the curve,
they both came whizzin’
fault was hers,
funeral hizzin’
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Thunder roared
Lightning flashed
A tree fell down
A frog got smashed
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For faces
That go places
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This will never come to pass
A backseat driver
Out of gas
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He saw the train
and tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
and then the bucket
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Keep cool
Be Brave
Grab your pants and
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If harmony
Is what you crave
Then try a tuba
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Guys whose eyes
Are in their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
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Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some cow’s beau
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Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just can’t hurdle
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My man won’t shave
Says Hazel Huz
But I should worry
Dora’s does
Henry the Eighth
Prince of Friskers
Lost five wives
But kept his whiskers
Rip a fender
Off your car
Send it in
For a half pound jar
Past schoolhouses
Take it slow
Let the little
Shavers grow
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
Down the road
Look at him go
Around the curve lickety split
Beautiful car wasn’t it!
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If daisies are
Your favorite flower
Keep pushing up
Those miles per hour
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High-powered car
Drunken caper
Long sad story
In the paper
The cannoneers
With hairy ears
Used tin shears
Until they found
The place to pass
On curves you know
Is only at
A beauty show
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If daisies are
Your favorite flower
Keep on pushin’ up
Those miles per hour
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Around the curve
Beautiful Car
Wasn’t it
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Ma loved Pa
Pa loved women
Till ma caught Pa
With Women Swimmin
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Would be more fun
To go by air
If we could put
Our signs up there
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Thank you from my heart
To all of you
Who upon this page
contributed their art
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