| Train approaching Whistle squealing Pause! Avoid that Rundown feeling! Burma-Shave | Soap May do For lads with fuzz But sir, you ain’t The kid you wuz Burma-Shave | Spring Has sprung The grass has riz Where last year’s Careless drivers is Burma-Shave |
| Cautious rider To her Reckless dear Let’s have less bull And lots more steer Burma-Shave | Big blue tube It’s a honey Best squeeze play For love Or money Burma-Shave | Proper Distance To him was bunk They pulled him out Of some guy’s trunk Burma-Shave |
| My cheek Says she Feels smooth as satin Ha! Ha! Says he That’s mine you’re pattin’ Burma-Shave | She eyed His beard And said no dice The wedding’s off– I’ll COOK the rice Burma-Shave | Unless Your face Is stinger free You’d better let Your honey be Burma-Shave |
| Another Red skin Bit the dust When Pa tried What these signs discussed Burma-Shave | The band For which The grand stand roots Is not made up of Substi-toots! Burma-Shave | Substitutes Can do More harm Than city fellers On a farm Burma-Shave |
| Pat’s bristles Scratched Bridget’s nose That’s when Her wild Irish rose Burma-Shave | A beard That’s rough And overgrown Is better than A chaperone Burma-Shave | The hobo Lets his Whiskers sprout It’s trains–not girls That he takes out Burma-Shave |
| Drinking drivers Don’t you know Great bangs From little Binges grow? Burma-Shave | I know He’s a wolf Said riding hood But Grandma dear, He smells so good Burma-Shave | The wife Who keeps on Being kissed Always heads Her shopping list Burma-Shave |
| Is he Lonesome Or just blind– This guy who drives So close behind? Burma-Shave | Pedro Walked Back home by golly His bristly chin Was hot-to-Molly Burma-Shave | Missin’ Kissin’? Perhaps your thrush Can’t get thru The underbrush–try Burma-Shave |
| Clancy’s Whiskers Tickle Nancy Nancy lowered the boom On Clancy! Burma-Shave | A chin Where barbed wire Bristles stand Is bound to be A no ma’ams land Burma-Shave | Leaves Face soft As woman’s touch Yet doesn’t cost you Near as much Burma-Shave |
| We can’t Provide you With a date But we do supply The best darn bait Burma-Shave | The wolf Is shaved So neat and trim Red Riding Hood Is chasing him Burma-Shave | Relief For faces Chapped and sore Keeps ’em comin’ Back for more Burma-Shave |
| His Tomato Was the mushy type Until his beard Grew over-ripe Burma-Shave | Heaven’s Latest Neophyte Signalled left Then turned right Burma-Shave | Better try Less speed per mile That car May have to Last a while Burma-Shave |
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