| To steal A kiss He had the knack But lacked the cheek To get one back Burma-Shave | We’ve made Grandpa Look so trim The local Draft board’s after him Burma-Shave | Why is it When you Try to pass The guy in front Goes twice as fast? Burma-Shave |
| His rose Is wed His violet blew But his sugar is sweet Since he took this cue Burma-Shave | She put A bullet Thru his hat But he’s had Closer shaves than that Burma-Shave | 5-star Generals Privates 1st class Show equal rank In the looking-glass Burma-Shave |
| When you lay Those few cents down You’ve bought The smoothest Shave in town Burma-Shave | Substitutes Are like a girdle They find some jobs They just Can’t hurdle Burma-Shave | We’re widely read And often quoted But it’s shaves Not signs For which we’re noted Burma-Shave |
| Men who Have to Travel light Find the 35 cent tube Just right Burma-Shave | It gave McDonald That needed charm Hello Hollywood Good-by farm Burma-Shave | A shave That’s real No cuts to heal A soothing Velvet after-feel Burma-Shave |
| Around The curve Lickety-split It’s a beautiful car Wasn’t it? Burma-Shave | Our fortune Is your Shaven face It’s our best Advertising space Burma-Shave | If Crusoe’d Kept his chin More tidy He might have found A lady Friday Burma-Shave |
| Feel your face As you ride by Now don’t You think It’s time to try Burma-Shave | If anything Will please Your Jill A little jack For this jar will Burma-Shave | That barefoot Chap With cheeks of tan Won’t let ’em chap When he’s a man Burma-Shave |
| If harmony Is what You crave Then get A tuba Burma-Shave | The bearded devil Is forced To dwell In the only place Where they don’t sell Burma-Shave | “No, no,” She said To her bristly beau “I’d rather Eat the mistletoe” Burma-Shave |
| No matter The price No matter how new The best safety device In your car is you Burma-Shave | He asked His kitten To pet and purr She eyed his puss And screamed “What fur!” Burma-Shave | This cream Makes the Gardener’s daughter Plant her tu-lips Where she oughter Burma-Shave |
| Toughest Whiskers In the town We hold ’em up You mow ’em down Burma-Shave | These signs Are not For laughs alone The face they save May be your own Burma-Shave | The hero Was brave and strong And willin’ She felt his chin– Then wed the villain Burma-Shave |
| The safest rule No ifs or buts Just drive Like every one else Is nuts! Burma-Shave | Dinah doesn’t Treat him right But if he’d Shave Dyna-mite! Burma-Shave | To change that Shaving job To joy You gotta use The real McCoy Burma-Shave |
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